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Okay, I just spent some time with the clerks in the BOR, one of whom is having guy troubles. Why? Because she thinks the same thing so many chicks do. :
'Men are just so complex'. I blame Cosmo. Ladies, Cosmo is a pack of lies. LIES!
I explained this to m’dear, darlin’, li’l wife many years ago, and it seems to have helped her out immensely. So, in the interests of…well, everybody, really….ah’ma pass it along to the ladies out there havin’ trouble figgerin’ us guys out.
First thing: we ain’t complicated. You are. You try to make us out to be complicated because you are, and you think we must be like you.
We’re not. We are very easy to understand, and simple to operate.
When you look at your guy and ask him: “What are you thinking?” And he says, “Nuthin’,” He’s telling you the truth. That is EXACTLY what he’s thinking. He’s not being deep, or mysterious. He’s. Thinking. Nothing. This is exactly what goes through his head when you ask him that question:
“What am I thinking about? That’s a great commercial. Look at the hooters on her! Wonder what they look like without that sweater? Hey, my butt’s itchy. Better not scratch it, she might not like that. What was she asking, again? Oh, yeah. What am I thinking about? Well, I’m thinking I’d like a beer, I’d like to see some boobs, and I’d like her to shut up. Better not tell her that. Hmm, guess I’m not really thinking about anything.” So, he says -
“Nuthin’.”
That’s it.
And when you ask him: “What are you feeling?” :
Ladies, men have three feelings. 1) hungry, 2) tired, 3) horny. So, when you ask him that, this is EXACTLY what goes through his mind:
“Feeling? What AM I feeling? Well, I’m not tired. I’m not hungry, I just had a sandwich. She makes good sandwiches. And she has great boobs. I’m a little horny, but that’s normal. I guess I’m feeling fine.” So, he says -
“I’m okay.”
That’s it.
He’s not hiding anything. He’s not sitting there pondering the mysteries of life.
If he’s not actively involved in something, he’s not thinking about anything. And if he’s not grabbing a nap, grabbing a sandwich, or grabbing your boobs, he’s fine.
Mystery of men: Solved.
You’re welcome.
Now, I’m gonna go grab a beer, a sandwich, and some boobs.
'Men are just so complex'. I blame Cosmo. Ladies, Cosmo is a pack of lies. LIES!I explained this to m’dear, darlin’, li’l wife many years ago, and it seems to have helped her out immensely. So, in the interests of…well, everybody, really….ah’ma pass it along to the ladies out there havin’ trouble figgerin’ us guys out.
First thing: we ain’t complicated. You are. You try to make us out to be complicated because you are, and you think we must be like you.
We’re not. We are very easy to understand, and simple to operate.
When you look at your guy and ask him: “What are you thinking?” And he says, “Nuthin’,” He’s telling you the truth. That is EXACTLY what he’s thinking. He’s not being deep, or mysterious. He’s. Thinking. Nothing. This is exactly what goes through his head when you ask him that question:
“What am I thinking about? That’s a great commercial. Look at the hooters on her! Wonder what they look like without that sweater? Hey, my butt’s itchy. Better not scratch it, she might not like that. What was she asking, again? Oh, yeah. What am I thinking about? Well, I’m thinking I’d like a beer, I’d like to see some boobs, and I’d like her to shut up. Better not tell her that. Hmm, guess I’m not really thinking about anything.” So, he says -
“Nuthin’.”
That’s it.
And when you ask him: “What are you feeling?” :
Ladies, men have three feelings. 1) hungry, 2) tired, 3) horny. So, when you ask him that, this is EXACTLY what goes through his mind:
“Feeling? What AM I feeling? Well, I’m not tired. I’m not hungry, I just had a sandwich. She makes good sandwiches. And she has great boobs. I’m a little horny, but that’s normal. I guess I’m feeling fine.” So, he says -
“I’m okay.”
That’s it.
He’s not hiding anything. He’s not sitting there pondering the mysteries of life.
If he’s not actively involved in something, he’s not thinking about anything. And if he’s not grabbing a nap, grabbing a sandwich, or grabbing your boobs, he’s fine.
Mystery of men: Solved.
You’re welcome.
Now, I’m gonna go grab a beer, a sandwich, and some boobs.
