Whine about Vern Thread - so that we can keep actual threads ... well, actual.

[medicineman]

Just remember Vern - "Too many stupid people, not enough AMMO" (perhaps that should be in one of their threads?).

MM

 

[Strike]

Just remember Vern - "Too many stupid people, not enough AMMO" (perhaps that should be in one of their threads?).

MM

I'm surprised those who dislike Vern so much have not jumped in here.  Given a free-for-all and they are no shows.  How uncivilized.

 

[aesop081]

Vern, it is your fault that clearing out of Gagetown went so smoothly for me. Your professionalism and desire to help completely ruined the experience for me. Dont you know its supped to be frustrating ??

Thanks.... :threat:

 

[Otis]

I'd like to complain that Vern stood us up at the Meet and Greet in Toronto ... she's the only reason most of us went.

On the other hand though, we probably all got home a lot more sober and a lot less poor because she wasn't there to have an influence on us.

Oh, and I heard that she forced the doctor to OD Michael Jackson ... thanks Vern!

 

[The Bread Guy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBav72i7I3s

All: Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do! Vern does!  Vern does!
Karl: Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Lenny: Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
Alien: We do! We do! Vern does!  Vern does!
All: Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do! Vern does!  Vern does!
Skinner: Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Homer: Who rigs every Oscar night?
All: We do! We do! Vern does!  Vern does!

 

[Bruce Monkhouse]

I wish I knew how to photoshop because we all know the REAL reason behind Tiger's fall.........

 

[GAP]

You mean this?

 

[Loachman]

I'm surprised those who dislike Vern so much have not jumped in here.  Given a free-for-all and they are no shows.  How uncivilized.

We banned them.

Sorry about that.

If we'd only known that somebody wanted them...

 

[medicineman]

If we'd only known that somebody wanted them...

Just needed talk back Fig 11's  ;D.

MM

 

[Retired AF Guy]

I heard something about Vern on a grassy knoll somewhere?

As all X-File fans know Vern is innocent of this: It was the CSM in the storm drain.  ;D

 

[daftandbarmy]

"The only thing worse than being talked about, is NOT being talked about"

Oscar Wilde

(Now let's see how long it takes Vern to blast me for not including a link to the reference...  :christmas happy

 

[matt101pwn]

Althought

 

[Loachman]

Althought

Huh?

 

[a_majoor]

Dave Kujan: Do you believe in her, Verbal?
Verbal: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze Vern.

 

[armyvern]

Note to Journeyman:

BITE me!!

 

[Journeyman]

Someone has been skimping on her meds 

 

[HItorMiss]

Sounded more like an invitation to me JM  >

 

[Journeyman]

Sounded more like an invitation to me JM  >

You're probably right -- those red-heads are a pretty impetuous lot...and used to having their own way.  :nod: 

 

[armyvern]

If I had my way ...  >

 

[Journeyman]

:-\

don't let her see fear.........don't let her see fear.........