Simpsons? Family Guy!

[Dan Gerous]

Peter‘s Car- in soviet russia, road forks you.

(after Joe lands on his head)- Hey, I can walk again
(his son slides into him and he lands on his head again)- son, go get the wheelchair.

(new yorkers fighting in church)
Peter- hey stop fighting, the patriots kick off in half an hour.
NY- patriots suck
Peter- blasphemy (dumps holy water on NY)
NY- ahhh, oh god it burns
(cut to labratory)
scientist- holy water, what happened to my acid

priceless

 

[bossi]

Hilarious! Thanks, everybody!!!
I‘ll start watching.

 

[Sh0rtbUs]

oh its by far the best cartoon ever. I love the one where Death tries to drive home drunk..and sideswipes the police cruiser before he even gets going...

 

[Dan Gerous]

i‘m so glad they are starting a new season. finally. and everyone is coming back so it won‘t be different.