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Mark
Ottawa
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Mark
Ottawa
Rule of thumb: most Aboriginal groups' names in Canada tend to be their language's word for "people".ballz said:19/20.... had to coin flip between what the word "Inuit" meant. The coin failed me.
Jager said:18/20
got 6 and 13 wrong.
...Thanks to the vast resources of this blog, and its network of agents and correspondents through out the Dominion, we have located the typical Canadian. He's a male in his late thirties and lives in Kenora. Which I think is in Alberta. But from Toronto it's hard to tell. We brought the typical Canadian to our high-tech testing center at the corner of Center St and Universe Ave, in downtown Toronto. Here is the test. And here is the typical Canadian's answers:
- Identify four (4) rights that Canadians enjoy.
The right to complain about the weather. The right to complain about how taxes are too high. The right to complain that the government isn't spending enough money on me or my community. The right to stand in the middle of the cookie aisle at Loblaws and block everybody's way (I know who you are)...
-What are some examples of taking responsibility for yourself and your family?
I go and pick up the welfare check myself, rather than having it mailed and wasting the taxpayers' money on the stamp.
-Who were the founding peoples of Canada?
The Indians, the English, the French, the Portuguese, the Greeks, the Italians, the Chinese, the other Indians, and whoever shows up in the next few years and makes a big enough stink.
-Who are the Metis?
They're kind of like Indians, but not really. Their leader guy was crazy or something. Can I say that? I didn't mean to be offensive. I mean he was kind of weird or something. But I'm sure he was a great guy and all. Really, I mean that. I met one of these guys at work once, he seemed really cool and all.
-What does the word "Inuit" mean?
Eskimo. But like the modern way of saying Eskimo.
-What is meant by the term "responsible government"?
The government is responsible for paying for my health care, education, pension and whatever else I can stick 'em with...