The Shaving Superthread- All You Want and More....

[Remius]

Or maybe it was posted on April 1st?

 

[Journeyman]

You cut off the last line of the article:

Furthermore, any females able to grow facial hair are encouraged to do so as well.

 

[matthew1786]

All well and good until you start scrapping with someone who is not afraid to use chemical weapons ie Sarin, Phosgene etc.

:+1:

 

[PuckChaser]

I hear cheesy moustaches increase combat effectiveness by 10%.. ;D

 

[George Wallace]

I hear cheesy moustaches increase combat effectiveness by 10%.. ;D

Only if you are a bad ass biker or a porn star.

 

[OldSolduer]

I hear cheesy moustaches increase combat effectiveness by 10%.. ;D

Not true. In fact the cheesy ones reduce combat effectiveness as soldiers refuse to take you seriously.

The big bushy ones, on the other hand......

 

[Jarnhamar]

You cut off the last line of the article:

You WANT to encourage  women to grow beards? That's not science, that's just weird!


CBRN threat isn't an issue since this article proves a chemical attack would only happen to soldiers without beards.

 

[chrisf]

Add a baseball cap and you'd be unstoppable...

 

[ballz]

CBRN threat isn't an issue since this article proves a chemical attack would only happen to soldiers without beards.

Well, I'm sold.

Gone to go shave with a steak knife and chalk so I can get my beard-chit tomorrow. See ya suckers.

 

[George Wallace]

Well, I'm sold.

Gone to go shave with a steak knife and chalk so I can get my beard-chit tomorrow. See ya suckers.

There are easier ways......some may even think perfumy..... ;D





Ah!  The smell of Diesel first thing in the morning.........Smells like .......like Paris in rush hour.  :nod:

 

[Jungle]

All well and good until you start scrapping with someone who is not afraid to use chemical weapons ie Sarin, Phosgene etc.

Well... if there is a CBRN threat, just order everybody to shave.

 

[medicineman]

I think that before a big punch up starts, this should have been added below the original post me thinks -

:sarcasm:

That's the gist of the article to me I think.

MM

 

[OldSolduer]

I think that before a big punch up starts, this should have been added below the original post me thinks -

:sarcasm:

That's the gist of the article to me I think.

MM

Agreed!

Besides there would be far too much grey in my beard.....

 

[armyvern]

You cut off the last line of the article:

Well, the beards a no-go, but I will cease shaving the legs and pits effective immediately ... for the love and benefit of the Country.

 

[Cui]

Well, the beards a no-go, but I will cease shaving the legs and pits effective immediately ... for the love and benefit of the Country.

Women with hairy legs and pits, I think you just scarred me for life.

 

[LineJumper]

Well, the beards a no-go, but I will cease shaving the legs and pits effective immediately ... for the love and benefit of the Country.

Because the CF is short on Mugwumps??????? I thought there was a fair demographic of BC girls in the army.

 

[PMedMoe]

I think that before a big punch up starts, this should have been added below the original post me thinks -

:sarcasm:

That's the gist of the article to me I think.

MM

The other blog titles are:

• Afghan Army Soldier Attacks US Troops, Fails Miserably

• Chuck Norris Joins Army, Immediately Promoted Chairman Of Joint Chiefs

• Investigation Uncovers Controversial ‘PowerPointing’ Interrogation Technique

• LT’s Dedication to Mission, Protective Equipment, Saves Lives

• Army 2LT Leads Platoon Five Kilometers Without Getting Lost, Awarded Medal


What was your first clue? 

 

[Teeps74]

OZ this was a brilliant piece of amusement to an otherwise boring day at the office.

Thank you for exposing me to this wonderful site, the duffel blog! I will wile away hours in mirthful bliss on that site in the future.

 

[jemcgrg]

Yes, this is definitely the only reason I successfully stayed awake at work today! Thank you.

 

[jollyjacktar]

The other blog titles are:
• Investigation Uncovers Controversial ‘PowerPointing’ Interrogation Technique
• Army 2LT Leads Platoon Five Kilometers Without Getting Lost, Awarded Medal

What was your first clue? 

I don't know, these two sound pretty believable.