Tears. Actual tears.

[paracowboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x20v9F-sWHQ

 

[William Webb Ellis]

Whats that honey...no I'm not ignoring you I just poked my eardrums out to stop the pain!

 

[Pearson]

Why??????.............Why?????? Oh why did I click the link. Para, that was painful.
New war cry??
Ooga chakka....Ooga chakka....Ooga chakka....

 

[rmc_wannabe]

I just died a little inside ...thanks a bunch paracowboy  :crybaby:

 

[paracowboy]

yeah, but ever' one of you mofos watched the WHOLE THING!

 

[Trinity]

I plan on reporting this thread to a different moderator.......

That was just painful...


EDIT - NO I DIDN'T

I'm not that stupid.. After one minute.. I went to the end.

 

[William Webb Ellis]

I also sent it on to soon to be ex-friends around the world!

 

[Infanteer]

4 this is 42, WTF over?!?

 

[winchable]

Isn't the Hoff some kind of Demi-God in Germany..or Korea..ah i can't remember which one.
I just remember his performance in Sponge Bob Square Pants being one of the finest examples of intentional over the top cheese I've ever seen.

 

[foerestedwarrior]

yeah, but ever' one of you mofos watched the WHOLE THING!

LOL!!!!!! you are a jerk....yet this is true....and I posted it up on a bunch of other forums.....LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[paracowboy]

Mu-whahahahahahahaha!

I laughed until I cried.

 

[kincanucks]

I thought the dogs were good.

 

[Mortar guy]

I'm blind!

For all that is good and holy, someone stop that man!

Who has the number for the Duty Sniper?

MG

 

[paracowboy]

I thought the dogs were good.

I can just hear them now: "Well, my agent said it would be good for my career."

 

[zipperhead_cop]

Wow!  Green screen nightmare.  The scary part is a bunch of "professionals" did a tonne of work on that, reviewed it, editted it, and said "yeah, that is some good stuff!"
Truly, a sign of the Apocalypse

 

[the 48th regulator]

http://www.japander.com/japander/index.htm

If David and Para stole a part of yer soul, lemme introduce the grandaddy of the one that will eat the rest of it!!

dileas

tess

 

[winchable]

Yeah, I did a commercial in Japan with the guy from "Sanford and Son" it was for some kind of magic potpourri I think, I don't really remember. All I know is I woke up with my kidneys missing in a bed full of blow and 3 dead....Well needless to say, the glitz and glamour that is the Japanese commercial production industry isn't all it's cracked up to be.

 

[the 48th regulator]

Yeah, I did a commercial in Japan with the guy from "Sanford and Son" it was for some kind of magic potpourri I think, I don't really remember. All I know is I woke up with my kidneys missing in a bed full of blow and 3 dead....Well needless to say, the glitz and glamour that is the Japanese commercial production industry isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Tell me about it!!

I sweat my bag off in the rubber suit!

dileas

tess

 

[Joe Simpson]

I don't know about you guys, but I really enjoyed that. David Hasselhoff has really mastered those dance moves.

PS. It is Germany that he is considered the "demi-god".

 

[Scratch_043]

I think I made it to a minute and a half, then I had to make it go away, you're evil, pure evil.

tears, eh? tears of PAIN

EDIT: yes, it's true, I am still alive, and I haven't missed you lot one bit.