New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[Trinity]

If anyone wonders how to be a Cpl for life in the CF.....

Take a stupid picture like this.. get it published on the internet.

Career STOP!

;D

 

[Juvat]

Following the Government's new 'Clean Air Act,' DND looks at ways it can help save the environment.

Pte Bloggins was tired of being bullied by the other tricyclers in the unit and resorted to the use of force.

 

[bcbarman]

Could be worse, they could have given you a bike with training wheels.

 

[Trinity]

One of these things is NOT like the other
One of these things is not the same.....

oh sesame street... how I miss thee.

 

[zipperhead_cop]

One of these things is NOT like the other
One of these things is not the same.....

oh sesame street... how I miss thee.

It's kind of obvious.  There are five men and one helicopter.  Duh. 

 

[cplcaldwell]

The crew chief, despite the self assured look on his face, had his mind racing...

DAMN that officer is tooo close to the trigger on that PIG...did I put it on 'SAFE'...

"Sir, two things,
first, take that shite lickin grin off yer mug,
next, slllloowwlllyy, verryyyy sloowllly take your left hand off the weapon..."

 

[GO!!!]

Boy, these 14 inch boot bayonets sure come in handy for pickin my tooth and opening MREs!

 

[infuntry_boi]

Episode 1 of "Men in DesertCamo"

 

[career_radio-checker]

hmmm... 4 Americans, an out of place character, and a helicopter... a certain song comes to mind...

AMERICA, F*$&K YA! GOING TO SAVE THE MOTHER F*#$ING DAY
AMERICA, FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY!  :threat:


From now on Trinity shall be called, 'Spotswood' 

 

[armyvern]

Mmmm HOT!!!  ;D

 

[HItorMiss]

"OK So I am where in this map?...whats that not a map....But has lines and everything, I was a WO in cadet's I know what a map looks like damnit!"

 

[gaspasser]

Mmmm HOT!!!  ;D

What???
The Helo?
The GPMG?

Or is it the "cute" guys?

Someone needs a trip to the mainland again????

 

[Sig_Des]

This is where I sign up for the sex-a-holics anonymous meeting, right?

 

[aesop081]

"This is where i rear-ended that car officer........."

 

[Trinity]

No one knows who wrote

"for a good time call" before her name.

 

[Pea]

Bunch of meanies! Some sweet girl took the time to go to a Red Rally and write a support message for the troops in Afghanistan, and you're all making fun of her.

You should be ashamed!  ;D

 

[aesop081]

"Just make an "X" right ?"

 

[Sig_Des]

"Thank God those annulment papers were ready as soon as I got back from Mexico!"

 

[Jacqueline]

" I'm not leavin here without saying something on this here "map". What I look like Jack Layton or somebody?

...Dear ( blank) I like to ride ponies instead of riding bikes ...

 

[rmacqueen]

Ok, careful, careful, darn, I went coloured outside the lines  :'(