Speaking of lost and useless, we’d like to note another entry into our notebook under the heading of “What the fuck, CPC?” After the new cabinet was announced, the Tories rolled out a series of attacks on the cabinet’s new members, including this one.
So. That’s … umm. Hmm.
Look,
The Line has no desire to re-litigate every public-health measure we implemented during the pandemic, at least not in this dispatch. Yeah, sure, a full public inquiry —
see, another one! — is warranted into our COVID response. Suffice it to say that while we accept that the public health interventions were well-intended, we also accept that some of them were either ineffective as designed, implemented too poorly to function as intended, or retained for political signalling longer than necessary. We also think that Canadian elected and public-health leaders continually downplayed or ignored a basic fact of political physics: every action has an equal and opposite reaction. But on the whole, we get the impression that most people have silently decided to just put COVID behind us and move on.
So using
that quote to attack a new minister strikes us as all kinds of bizarre, on at least two levels. First: the vax passport had broad support at the time, including among such notoriously left-wing progs as Doug Ford and Jason Kenney. Though rightly noting at the time that it was largely a matter of provincial jurisdiction, the CPC’s policy during the 2021 election was itself not far off from a vax passport. For example, under the CPC plan, workers without a vaccine could offer a negative-test result instead. We can debate the nuances of the plans (we thought the CPC’s was fine, at the time they announced it), but the CPC can’t pretend that theirs didn’t also infringe on civil liberties.
But second: does the CPC really need that anti-vax vote or something?
Seriously. The PPC had shown
some strength in the run-up to the 2021 election,
The Line wrote about it at the time. But that fizzled, and the PPC tanked back to its baseline of rounding-error level of support since. Max Bernier just tried to win a byelection in about the most-PPC friendly riding we could imagine, and he lost to the Tory candidate, by a mere
four-to-one margin, for God’s sake. The PPC is not a viable threat to the CPC’s right flank. The Tories don’t need to be picking fights here. At this point, we have to assume they’re doing this either because Valdez is otherwise beyond reproach, or because they just like talking about how much they hate vax passports.
Okay! Our sense is that if the CPC just focuses on the LPC’s horrible record on
any number of files for the next year or two, they’ll win — perhaps win big. Their best chance of losing is to find new and interesting ways to live down to the worst fears of voters who’ll hold their noses and vote yet again for the Liberals just to keep the CPC out of office because they do stupid shit like talk about someone supporting vax passports back when most Canadians, including most Conservatives, felt basically the same way.
So who is the target voter here? Where do they live, how many of them are there? And those really the voters the party needs to win? Is this part of a plan to defeat the Liberals and form a government, or is this just some reflexive Lib-owning that they indulge in for the LOLZ and out of force of habit?
Guys, just be normal for a hot minute. Focus on normal things. The Liberals have already given you everything you need to defeat them. The only people who can stop the CPC are in the CPC, and gosh, do they seem determined to do exactly that.