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What to send to the boyfriend!

Old Ranger said:
Since you've already been embarased..... ;)

Sorry, this is a 'No Fee' site!! We'd have to restrict access to those...say...U21   >:D
 
armyvern said:
Sorry, this is a 'No Fee' site!! We'd have to restrict access to those...say...U21   >:D

Think of the children, won't somebody think of the children!
 
U-21 right here.

http://uboat.net/boats/u21.htm

now, lets see those stories  ;D
 
One of the best things you can get a guy on his BMQ is your presence at his Grad Parade when it's all over.  Especially if he doesn't know or expect that you'll be there.  For most guys, it was a long and hellish 10 weeks and seeing your girl in the flesh when it's all over is amazing.
 
Sig_Des said:
I've never had that in an other course, other than guys smelling buddies perfumed letters from his girlfriend before he got to open it.

Are you referring to the scented letters to a certain private or the scratch and sniff stickers on the letter(s) from the looney I was dating?

And to the original poster, given the fact that he will likely be required to open the package in front of everyone, a pair of size 56 lacey silk panties can't be beat.
 
Just a Sig Op said:
Are you referring to the scented letters to a certain private or the scratch and sniff stickers on the letter(s) from the looney I was dating?

And to the original poster, given the fact that he will likely be required to open the package in front of everyone, a pair of size 56 lacey silk panties can't be beat.

LMFAO YESSS!
 
Everyone keeps saying it, but letters are a true godsend. My girlfriend wrote to me every week or two while I was stuck in Valcartier for about two and a half months this summer. Most of the time the letters came while I was in garrison, but occasionally we got mail call in the field. The most memorable case was just at the end of our Infantry course final exercise, when we were gearing up for the march home. Mail was handed out a few minutes before we stepped off on our march; I had my girlfriend's letter taped to the butt of my rifle, and read the whole thing a few times before we finished our march back to base.

Aside from letters, photos work, and in all honesty they don't have to be dirty, or even a picture you find yourself that attractive in. When you're separated from your significant other for such a long time, a photo of you with your hair all static-y and your makeup smudged could be the sexiest thing in the world. Self-done drawings are also cute.

Avoid perfume. Some staff in the Company command post nearly stole a few letters because of that.

Another great item to get would be packets of good instant coffee, or better yet cappucino or espresso. You'll make a lot of friends with those.
 
I agree with Krystal - one of the best things you can do is be present for BMQ graduation as it will be one of his proudest, most deserved moments which I'd imagine he would enjoy sharing. Though, if I hadn't seen my girlfriend in months and I saw her in the assembly, I believe 'at attention' would be synonymous....  :P

While I am not in BMQ, nor a soldier, but as a person who has been far away from friends and family - those letters are simply an invaluable source of bliss. A novelty sized stack of mini-cards can be entertaining for a game of poker in the field...

Cheers
 
Just a Sig Op said:
Are you referring to the scented letters to a certain private or the scratch and sniff stickers on the letter(s) from the looney I was dating?

And to the original poster, given the fact that he will likely be required to open the package in front of everyone, a pair of size 56 lacey silk panties can't be beat.

The letters to the certain private...the best was whenever he called her when he was drunk, she'd tell him to get off the phone, and put me on...then proceed to get after me for letting him get drunk...she did use a nice perfume, though  ;D

tried to avoid your scratch and sniffs...

also...size 56 is good, but make sure it's in Granny Panty cut...look on faces, priceless :o
 
Sig_Des said:
also...size 56 is good, but make sure it's in Granny Panty cut...look on faces, priceless :o

Geez, I'd have thought that the thought that a 'thong' is available in a size 56 would be an even scarier thing for you boys!!
 
armyvern said:
Geez, I'd have thought that the thought that a 'thong' is available in a size 56 would be an even scarier thing for you boys!!

If it's that big, can it even be called a thong with a straight face?
 
armyvern said:
Geez, I'd have thought that the thought that a 'thong' is available in a size 56 would be an even scarier thing for you boys!!

*shudder* :o
 
If you really want to know what to send your bf, what he'll really appreciate the most is nudie pics of you
 
Um, or not...  The CF will view that as pornography, and they are VERY clear upon arrival to St. Jean not to have ANYTHING of that nature around.  Whether you've got it or not, do NOT have it at basic.  The last thing you want is to be recoursed/punted because you felt like sharing pics of the nude gf with the boys in your pod...

T
 
Sig_Des said:
The letters to the certain private...the best was whenever he called her when he was drunk, she'd tell him to get off the phone, and put me on...then proceed to get after me for letting him get drunk...she did use a nice perfume, though   ;D

No, I think the best phone call was when I called a certain justice minister, also while drunk.

Perhaps sending your boyfriend interesting underwear to use for inspections? Or must one use the issued underwear at St. Jean?
 
Just a Sig Op said:
No, I think the best phone call was when I called a certain justice minister, also while drunk.

Heh...that kid didn't think I'd actually do it....I showed him!
 
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