What does your workplace/cubicle/office/hole in wall etc need

[ModlrMike]

More people that actually want my help, and fewer people who tell me to F/O every time I walk by.

 

[PuckChaser]

A gate between my compound and the compound of the rest of my unit.  :crybaby:

 

[Rheostatic]

Proper air conditioning.

 

[neko]

A spray bottle so I can squirt people who come in and complain. 
I haven't decided what liquid I want in it yet.  >

 

[Strike]

Beer...or a fast forward "Easy" button.

 

[foresterab]

We keep requesting pool noodles to beat stupid clients...or co-workers with.  They're soft and don't leave marks but are good for relieving frusteration.

Unforunately we haven't been able to get it past finance yet...

 

[neko]

I like the pool noodle idea. It will work great with my spray bottle. 
Squirt them in the face and while they're blinded beat them with the pool noodle.

 

[helpup]

Dr Evil's high back chair that on command drops back to a pit........ oh to go with the flame, the goon, or fricken sharks with laZer beams

 

[mike63]

Does anyone remember the "Twenty Minute Workout" show that was was borderline semi-porn that pretended to be an exercise show?  Three girls on a spinning wheel exercising in tandem to bad synthesized music?

That.

What he said.  Man I miss that...show.

 

[PPCLI Guy]

8 wheels and a 25 mm gun.

I miss my LAV...

 

[Journeyman]

More padding. What's on the walls now just isn't cutting it.  :brickwall:

 

[dangerboy]

A roll of tape so I can make walls.

 

[Danjanou]

A roll of tape so I can make walls.

Ya mean like this office?  ;D

http://www.tvacres.com/props_walls_les.htm

 

[OldSolduer]

Les Nesman......wanted a hole in that wall....ya know why....

 

[PMedMoe]

Les Nesman......wanted a hole in that wall....ya know why....

Umm, we all know Bailey was better looking.....

 

[OldSolduer]

I agree, I thought Bailey was far hotter.

 

[Gunner98]

On the positive side:
My office is a former private hospital room on a former surgical floor in a former hospital, I have a private bathroom  right in my office (for which I am personally responsible for cleaning and stocking with amenities). 

Wish List:
I long for clean air (air filtration system is on order), effective lighting (although I have several windows in my office, I need a living room lamp to light my office), a computer built in the new millenium, asbestos-free walls and ceilings (would be nice), an ergonomic chair and desk (to comfort my ailing back).  An on-site registered massage therapist and reasonably-priced cafeteria food would also be nice.

I agree, I thought Bailey was far hotter.

I think we all agree that Bailey was at least seemingly in our own league.

 

[Pat in Halifax]

My Office can have some other Chief. I'd much rather have a ship-I love the tight quarters!!

 

[Strike]

I'd like a shotgun in my office.  But I'd settle for a heavy-duty Nerf gun.  I'm less likely to get in trouble for that one.

 

[OldSolduer]

I'd like a shotgun in my office.  But I'd settle for a heavy-duty Nerf gun.  I'm less likely to get in trouble for that one.

Nerf guns won't kill zombies.