So there I was.......

[Michael OLeary]

... and rated PG-17 for violence, language, and animal cruelty ...

 

[geo]

... stay tuned for an emergency measures check....

 

[PMedMoe]

......which we will make on a two-way radio made of string and tin cans, an idea stolen from.......

 

[Michael OLeary]

... the finest minds at CFSCE ...

 

[kkwd]

.... who had to work on a weekend or a holiday ...

 

[Shec]

...to take advantage of lower long-distance telephone rates...

 

[kkwd]

.... for the phone sex lines ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... accessible through the Quartermaster's "spare" satellite phones which were still billing to a certain unit's "black" budget ...

 

[kkwd]

.... since the budget wasn't that great they were operated by cranks salvaged from old field telephones ...

 

[Old Sweat]

who refused to accept that a satelitte phone could replace the TA 43/PT . . .

 

[kkwd]

.... as he consulted his 1943 field manual ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... with its cryptic marginal notes in semaphore stick men ...

 

[kkwd]

.... anatomically correct no less ...

 

[Shec]

...but nevertheless executing all drill movements with "rock-like steadiness"...

 

[211RadOp]

...that was so realistic that they where painted white...

 

[PMedMoe]

......and blended in with the snowy landscape, way up north in.......

 

[Shec]

...Val D'or QC,  home of Milice Forces Base,  Camp Wannabe...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... ancient home of the pantomime de pirate de tireur isolé de ninja* ...



* ninja sniper pirate mime (Translation by Babelfish.)

 

[Haggis]

... the original "quiet professionals"......

 

[Panzer Grenadier]

...whose fame began with the legendary...