Well! Yarr!
Me Given name giveth me, me pirate name " Pirate Hubert the Parrotless "
Me First and Last name giveth me, " Saggin' Jowls Stu "
Me FULL name giveth me, " Pirate Norm the Ochre "
Lastly me handle for this lovely site, " "Sharkbait" Hubert Dregg "
Yarrr! None of it beholds me as a proper pirate name... yarrr....
Ah! Me sign in name giveth me " Cap'n Blaine Mowhawk " Which me likes! Yarrr! I shall be Cap'n Mohawk ye tally wags!