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Michael Jackson's Pammie dates



Michael Jackson has reportedly met Pamela Anderson for a string of dates in Malibu, US.


(BANG) -

Michael Jackson is reportedly dating Pamela Anderson.

Pop legend Michael, 50, has met former 'Baywatch' star Pammie, 41, for two dates in Malibu, California, sparking rumors the pair are enjoying a budding romance.

A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger. Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date.

"They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks at the bar."

Michael and Pammie hid away in a corner of the bar for privacy, and appeared to be enjoying each other's company.

The source added: "They were very friendly. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off."

The pair got on so well on their first date, they have met up again already, going for a coffee at the Country Mart in Malibu.

Both Pammie and Michael have been unlucky with their previous marriages.

Michael has been married twice, to Lisa-Marie Presley and nurse Deborah Jean Rowe.

Pammie has tied the knot three times, to Motley Crue rocker Tommy Lee, Paris Hilton's ex Rick Salomon and Kid Rock. None of Michael or Pammie's marriages lasted more than three years.

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Perfect match, both have no clue what they used to look like as human beings.  :eek:


"Michael, what's your surgeons number, i need to get rebalanced and my forehead keeps getting bigger..i need help..please michael please..."

" well pamela, i might be able to fix you up, but i will need some special time with me you and bubbles ... tee hee"



Cheers
 
I'm not sure I want to see a video of Pam and Micheal Jackson on a boat doing stuff .... :-X
 
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Now there's a coincidence: a girl from a pulpmill town hanging around with a guy who looks like he's been swimming in a pulp machine.
 
recceguy said:

I highly suspect that your above is closer to the truth.

I'm wagering that they are hooking up simply to discuss the feasibility of Miss Pammy undergoing simple breast reduction procedure with an aim to have the removed excess silicone. The highest priced plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills would then perform a second procedure whereby that excess is utilized to build Mr. Wacky Jacky a new nose - thereby saving him from further lifelong onslaught and harassment by the media ... and others members of the general public who like to make fun of this poor misread soul, I suppose.

Notice in your icons - that just like in real life --- Jacko is minus a nose and Pammy is a brunette.  ;)
 
The highest priced plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills would then perform a second procedure whereby that excess is utilized to build Mr. Wacky Jacky a new nose

Could he make the name change from 'Wacko Jacko' to 'Nipple Nose' with out damaging his already fragile psyche even more though?
 
BANG Media? I have no other response to this news other than  :-X
 
Thats a lot of plastic in one spot....  too much friction and they'll start to melt. 


seriously though... theyre both out of their tree loopy... seems like a good match...
 
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