911, Dial-A-Date, same thing.

[paracowboy]

> usual stuff about the Fair Dealings Act, and all that blah blah

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13862689/?GT1=8307

Woman allegedly calls 911 for ‘cutie’ deputy
Faces jail after purportedly asking dispatcher to forward her number
The Associated Press
Updated: 3:14 p.m. MT July 14, 2006
ALOHA, Ore. - A woman who called 911 to get "the cutest cop I've seen" sent back to her home got a date all right — a court date.
The same sheriff's deputy arrested her on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system.
Washington County Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door, then left.
Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return.
"He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good man comes to your doorstep."
After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return.
"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.
"I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back, would you mind?"
The deputy returned, verified that there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail.
Thompson said Thursday it was the first case he knew of in which someone called the emergency line for such a personal reason.
"That's taking up valuable time from dispatchers who could be taking true emergency calls," he said.

poor kid is going to be known as " Officer Cutie-pie" for the next 5 years.

 

[Nug]

Could be worse he could be Constable Snuggles. ;D

 

[zipperhead_cop]

The deputy returned, verified that there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail.

Whatta friggin prude!  Take the compliment, dude.  Of course, I would be interested to see what his arrival time was vs. his cleared address time; 
"Don't worry, baby.  If you liked the 'arrest procedure' yer gonna love the 'booking process.  Giggity, giggity, giggity!' "
Maybe their detention unit doesn't have cameras?  >

 

[Rice0031]

I wasn't aware that Quagmire was a member of the police force.

If the man was (supposedly) good-looking enough to get some random lady to call him back after making a false 911 call, he's probably already got a missus waiting for him when he gets back to make liberal use of those handcuffs anyways, hahaha.

...Giggity.

 

[zipperhead_cop]

It's always funny when some young thing thinks she's being saucy by saying "OOO, can you hand cuff me?"  I usually take my cuffs out and look at them squinty eyed, and say "yeah, if you want.  I'm trying to remember the last guy that I had that was bleeding had Hep C or HIV.  There is a bit of his open lesion skin still in the lock mech, but hey, you can go for it if you want". 
Haven't had any takers yet.

 

[paracowboy]

see, I'd prob'ly say that AFTER she was wearing them.

 

[zipperhead_cop]

see, I'd prob'ly say that AFTER she was wearing them.

Yeah, I tried that once while working an off duty gig at a local bar.  I cuff the girl and quick as a shot the  girls friend drops her halter top and third friend is ready with the camera.  I back pedal like a mad man with a knot in my stomach already writing my response to the Chiefs complaint in my head.  Doesn't end up happening twice. 
(although the visual was kind of worth it  )

 

[Shamrock]

Yhea, but the one time you find a taker, you know you can bring her home to mom.