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[Bartok5]

Para,

You gotta stop broadcasting my O Gp points to the unwashed masses!  It really isn't proper for us to pre-empt other unit chains of comd in the timely dissemination of info/direction.... 

Besides which, if everyone else in the Army starts to figure out just how good 1 CMBG has it with our new Comd, we're liable to see a mass migration West-ward and a resultant lowering of rigorous standards within the free-wheeling "Cowboy Bde".

Who'd have thunk it?  An RCR officer who's more focussed on effect that appearance!  And not a painted rock in sight..... 

 

[HItorMiss]

Who'd have thunk it?  An RCR officer who's more focused on effect than appearance!   And not a painted rock in sight.....

So you have met Maj Sprague OC C-Coy too huh.  ;D

 

[vonGarvin]

Nope, not Maj Sprague, but Col V.  Former CO of 2 RCR.  Outstanding officer and a gentleman.  Just Don't Piss Him Off!   (No, I didn't piss him off when I was his OC Mor, thank God for that one!!!)

 

[HItorMiss]

Col V son of Gen V, I heard goodthings!

I know it wasn't  Maj Sprague I was just making a joke, thanks for the Mr Serious though sheeesh, who says Officers don't have a sense of humor? ;D

 

[vonGarvin]

How many officers does it take to screw in a light bulb.

One

Any officer can screw anything up all by himself!



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


The young officers and old officers are having a 'discussion' in the mess.  The younger ones are arguing that making love is more like play, and the older ones are saying that it is more like work.  They ask the corporal tending bar for his opinion.  He thinks about it and says that it is more like play.  The young officers are estatic!  The older ones grumble, and von Garvin an old officer walks up to the corporal and asks him to explain his position:
"Well," he begins, "if it were more like work, you'd have me doing it for you."

 

[HItorMiss]

Alright you proved the Cpl wrong I stand corrected you have a sense of humor I blame the APS thought

 

[vonGarvin]

Alright you proved the Cpl wrong I stand corrected you have a sense of humor I blame the APS thought

Actually, I cheated the system regarding my sense of humour.  Remember, as of 1994, I was a MCpl with the small arms qualification. I was able to maintain my sense of humour in spite of BOTC I, BOTC II, Phase II, Phase III and Phase IV