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More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« on: May 04, 2009, 13:04:25 »






















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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2009, 14:40:22 »
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Since the others aren't holding swords, and there are differing shoulder decorations, I suspect this is could well be a correct drill movement by an division or platoon level commander on parade.  Without seeing the entire file of soldiers, simply assuming he's wrong could be incorrect.

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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2009, 17:43:36 »
"A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving".
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2009, 18:32:34 »














"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -- Albert Einstein
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2009, 18:39:42 »


« Last Edit: May 04, 2009, 18:58:39 by Big Beef »
UP THE DUKES!

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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2009, 19:56:42 »

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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2009, 14:50:48 »
 ;D
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -- Albert Einstein
"Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few engage in it." -- Henry Ford

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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2009, 17:12:27 »
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If I was getting smart with you, how would you know?

Common sense is not always common.

Beer: Helping white guys dance since 1867!

Stupid is not a crime, so you're free to go!

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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2009, 17:18:25 »
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Support Our Troops!!! SOT

If I was getting smart with you, how would you know?

Common sense is not always common.

Beer: Helping white guys dance since 1867!

Stupid is not a crime, so you're free to go!

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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2009, 15:15:41 »
couldn't help but laugh at this
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -- Albert Einstein
"Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few engage in it." -- Henry Ford

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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2009, 20:59:36 »
"A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving".
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2009, 21:20:28 »
Holy Smokes! Fiddle Vader plays in downtown Victoria in the summer. I used to shoo the ******* away from Roger's Chocolates when I worked there during Uni. He was SOOOO bad he'd actually scare our clients away.

On with the jokes.

After a brewery convention one night, three brew masters are out for the evening. They get to a bar, and the Coors guy orders a cool, refreshing Coors. The Corona guy orders a chilled Corona, with a nice fresh slice of lime to set it off. The Molson rep orders a Coke.

Confused, the Coors rep asks him, "What gives?"
"Well," says the Molson rep, "if you guys aren't having beer, then neither am I."
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2009, 02:25:50 »



























« Last Edit: May 23, 2009, 02:45:46 by CEEBEE501 »
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2009, 16:45:10 »
"A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving".
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2009, 17:26:34 »
haha Saw this on Fmylife.com today:

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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2009, 17:33:14 »
Always remain the rebel, no matter what!!




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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2009, 17:15:54 »
"A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving".
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2009, 17:41:04 »
Couldn't believe this one.  It could go in the dumbest thing thread.  :o

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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2009, 10:33:53 »
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2009, 18:19:26 »
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2009, 15:11:58 »
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2009, 17:23:52 »
A Scottish Solder in full dress uniform marches into a chemists.
Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also unfolds - to reveal a condom.
The condom has a number of patches on it.
The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically.
“How much to repair it?” the Scot asks the chemist.
“Six pence,” says the chemist.
“How much for a new one?”
“Ten pence,”says the chemist.
The Scot painstakingly folds the condom into the silk square handkerchief and the cotton bandana, replaces it carefully in his sporran and marches out of the door, shoulders back and kilt swinging.
A moment or two later the chemist hears a great shout go up outside, followed by an even greater shout.
The Scottish soldier marches back into the chemists and addresses the proprietor, this time with a grin on his face.
“The regiment has taken a vote,” he says.
“We’ll have a new one.”
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2009, 17:57:08 »
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2009, 21:37:03 »
A Scottish Solder in full dress uniform marches into a chemists.
Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also unfolds - to reveal a condom.
The condom has a number of patches on it.
The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically.
“How much to repair it?” the Scot asks the chemist.
“Six pence,” says the chemist.
“How much for a new one?”
“Ten pence,”says the chemist.
The Scot painstakingly folds the condom into the silk square handkerchief and the cotton bandana, replaces it carefully in his sporran and marches out of the door, shoulders back and kilt swinging.
A moment or two later the chemist hears a great shout go up outside, followed by an even greater shout.
The Scottish soldier marches back into the chemists and addresses the proprietor, this time with a grin on his face.
“The regiment has taken a vote,” he says.
“We’ll have a new one.”

A Proper Scot would just have it repairrred... :piper: