weird/funny photo with explanation

[patrick666]

"Sorry sir, was talking to my mother!"

 

[MARS2INF]

Ringtone: "Good Vibrations" - Beach Boys

 

[Parked4everuser]

"Bob, I'm busy, could you answer the phone for me?"

 

[MARS2INF]

Still trying to figure out the physics of it should that phone be a flip-phone... hmmmm...

 

[navymich]

Ewww, can you imagine if it's a camera phone......

 

[MARS2INF]

I'm hearing free colonoscopy

 

[rmacqueen]

Given the danger of using a cell phone while putting gas in your car and the explosive nature of methane...

 

[Parked4everuser]

Well, I suppose you could have a very concealable lighter!

 

[Black Watch]

I hope it won't ring while the guy is sitting on the throne

 

[Parked4everuser]

I hope it won't ring while the guy is sitting on the throne

Hahahaha, that'd be the funniest thing to hear sitting beside a guy in the washroom...
Why is this thread so entertaining?

 

[George Wallace]

Why is this thread so entertaining?

So you are into "Bathroom Humour", eh? 

 

[rmacqueen]

Why is this thread so entertaining?

Kind of like going by a car accident, you know you shouldn't look but you just can't help yourself

 

[Rocketryan]

how do you(if ur the guy with the cell inside) act suprised when they show you the pic?

"That isnt mine officer!"
"Im as suprised as you!"
"I dont know how THAT got there!"

 

[rmacqueen]

how do you(if ur the guy with the cell inside) act suprised when they show you the pic?

How about, someone must have put that in my drink when I wasn't looking?

 

[Centurian1985]

If thats where the receiver goes, Id hate to see where the earpiece is inserted!

(Insert smiley protectively grabbing its crotch)

 

[rmacqueen]

If thats where the receiver goes, Id hate to see where the earpiece is inserted!

(Insert smiley protectively grabbing its crotch)

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