So there I was.......

[ringer98]

...a rubber dingy in the bathtub which...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... was hardly safe in the opinion of ....

 

[kkwd]

.... Dave the no arm paper hanger who has ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... worn his Army.ca swag in such inappropriate places as ....

 

[kkwd]

.... the BOR of the Royal Underground Balloon Squadron commanded by ....

 

[Shec]

...Red Green...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... who is really the nephew of the (in)famous Lord Flashheart, who is best known for ...

 

[kkwd]

.... for having no head but instead has a  ....

 

[Shec]

... VD awarded for singlehandely, and without regard for his own personal safety, ...

 

[kkwd]

.....stuffed 12 fish with sawdust and cream cheese for presentation to ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... the judges in a weird game show watched only in Japan ...

 

[dapaterson]

...by twelve year-old bys and salaryment...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... who have been moved to a window office with an empty in-basket ....

 

[kkwd]

.... reserved for cigarette butts and ....

 

[Shec]

... a karoke machine...

 

[Nfld Sapper]

... held together with the handymans seceret weapon guntape duct tape....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... and filled with pre-teen American pop star tracks, except for one incongruous song, which was ....

 

[kkwd]

.... secretly encoded with subliminal suggestions for ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... a mission that would make Jason Bourne wet his pants ...

 

[Shec]

...when suddenly it occured to him that...