So there I was.......

[Shec]

...the "Square Deal Used Car & Truck Lot"...

 

[The Bread Guy]

...which, in reality is a front for a sinister....

 

[geo]

... square pegs in round holes gang....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... called the Moderators of Milnet.ca (a.k.a. M.o.M.) ....

 

[geo]

... known by their friends as the Propagators of Peace (aka P.o.P.)...

 

[Shec]

...and on a dark and stormy night...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... when the Trolls danced on the forums and proclaimed their own innocence amidst a bloodbath of warnings ...

 

[Mike Baker]

.....Super Beaver came to save the day.....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... withe his ranger blakent cape and tightie-whities worn outside his pants ....

 

[Shec]

..."Good Golly Miss Molly" he exclaimed...

 

[kkwd]

.... I have business at the local brothel and I need ....

 

[The Bread Guy]

...to adjust my Coke-bottle-bottomed glasses and outie-tightie-whities (in that order) before ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... I use my chewing gum, the foil from a ciggy pack, and an empty condom wrapper, to McGyver up one juicy little .....

 

[Shec]

...rendition of the "Shooting of Dan McGrew" while standing on a table...

 

[kkwd]

.... on my head holding my ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

.... first edition Hardy Boys detective manual .....

 

[Shec]

...on the same hand upon which is my secret decoder ring...

 

[kkwd]

.... that I found in a packet of frozen fish fingers stolen from ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... a gang of homesick Newfoundlanders who ...

 

[kkwd]

.... were doing the Newfie Polka on ....