So there I was.......

[R. Jorgensen]

...and was amazed by the response, had she gone insane? What was she talking about? And that's when it hit me...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... she was having another flashback to her time in the Balloon Corps as a PMS Clerk ....

 

[The Bread Guy]

....(with HEAVY emphasis on the PMS part), when she was caught....

 

[R. Jorgensen]

...organizing a rally of the Notorious Keep Left signs...

 

[Shec]

...sponsored by the Ministry of Silly Walks...

 

[Panzer Grenadier]

...who incidentally bought by Bill Gates while...

 

[Haggis]

... trying to hack into the Cabbage Repairman's laptop so we could identify the nymphomaniacs in the unit in preparation for the annual...

 

[BinRat55]

...Ozzy and Sharon Osborne "Make Friends With A Bat" fundraiser, but what happened next was...

 

[kkwd]

.... the ground trembled, the air was filled with a foul stench, the dandruff came down like snow ... it was the lady from the lunch time sandwich bar ... EVERYBODY RUN!!!! ... too late ...

 

[Niteshade]

... but nothing made any sense,  so the leprechaun jumped into...

 

[kkwd]

... the center of a butterscotch Life Saver candy, he got stuck so we called in ...

 

[Shec]

...The Concerned Citizen's League For Decent Moral Values...

 

[kkwd]

.... but we had to wait for their trial on charges of stealing nickles from school kids, in the meantime ...

 

[geo]

... tonto, cleverly disguised as a door had his ball$ shot off....

 

[Nfld Sapper]

.... wondering where all the trolls went......

 

[kkwd]

.... but then I found out they were under the bridge at Port Blandford so we got to ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

.. the Hard Rock Cafe on Yonge Street before being accosted by some ladies of indeterminate age and ethics who ....

 

[kkwd]

.... carried rocks in their pockets for snacking on, that caused us to ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... consider the possibility of chewing off an arm to escape them the following morning ...

 

[geo]

.... only to find out that the coyotes had done it ahead of us....