So there I was.......

[Haggis]

...was widely suspected of being from the lost city of Atlantis ...

 

[kkwd]

.... but was later determined to be a reject from  ....

 

[R. Jorgensen]

...the experimental "Super Spy" project, developed by a coalition of members of the Coast Guard and the Church of Scientology...

 

[R. Jorgensen]

clicked wrong button, sorry.

 

[kkwd]

.... so I awoke with a start and wondered where I had been the past few minutes, but then I realized ....

 

[R. Jorgensen]

...I was still in the freezer of Big Bob's Beef Barn...

 

[kkwd]

.... the repository of the road kill from Ontario and half of Manitoba, so we all ....

 

[Shec]

...certified the product "Organic"...

 

[kkwd]

.... and sold it at inflated prices to ex hippies but they found out about our clever plan and ....

 

[Shec]

...called radio phone-in shows to...

 

[geo]

.... maket it  after having dried it, chopped it all up and smoked it...

 

[kkwd]

.... but Baldrick came to the rescue and purchased a large turnip from which me made the best hooch that ....

 

[Shec]

...was ever stocked by the Junior Ranks Club at...

 

[TCBF]

... Wainwright, Alberta...

 

[kkwd]

.... but nobody noticed because they were wishing they were someplace else even ....

 

[Shec]

..."on the edge of the desert, outside of Barstow California, when the drugs took effect"...

 

[kkwd]

.... but we waited and waited and we were disappointed us so we took our VW bus and drove it to the nearest ...

 

[Shec]

...POL point...

 

[kkwd]

.... to sniff gas and make naptha and pineapple juice cocktails, that made us go blind so we got back into our VW and ....

 

[Haggis]

.... by carefully following the directons of out Tom Tom, we made our way to...