So there I was.......

[Michael OLeary]

... rewrote the merit list using a random number generator, which, strangely, turned out much better than anyone had expected, except ....

 

[kkwd]

.... they all got sacked and had red hot pokers ....

 

[ringer98]

...jammed into uncomfortable place whilst on the way to...

 

[kkwd]

.... Outer Mongolia sucking on yak snot sickles and hoping for ....

 

[Old Sweat]

a place on TF 03-09 along with . . .

 

[kkwd]

.... 17 crocodiles requiring dental work that will be done by ....

 

[Niteshade]

... chimpanzee's with broken finger's all the while...

 

[kkwd]

.... having their backs shaved with dull razors just bought from Canex at inflated prices so everybody ....

 

[armyvern]

...can laugh at them while dancing a merry...

 

[kkwd]

.... one foot hop dance popular in biker bars and ice cream shops while wearing ....

 

[Nfld Sapper]

.....assless chaps........

 

[kkwd]

.... traded in for frontless chaps and beanies made of belly button lint and ....

 

[Haggis]

... two foot steel pickets for propellers....

 

[kkwd]

.... nailed on tight with 6 inch spikes directly through ....

 

[R. Jorgensen]

...the desk of Ralph Nader...

 

[Weinie]

who, finally, was elected into a highly coveted and powerful position, that of

 

[kkwd]

.... mouth breathing, knuckle dragging, soup slurping, bungy jumping, flannel faced sons of ....

 

[R. Jorgensen]

...the Incredible Hulk, who had recently come out of UCLA...

 

[kkwd]

.... Universal Crap Loaders Association seconded to ....

 

[Panzer Grenadier]

...Darth Vadar who absconded with the Imperial Fleet in order to attack...