So there I was.......

[kkwd]

.... underwear goes on the inside and ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... a nearby computer would let him make a new account on Army.ca, from an IP address from which he had not yet been banned ...

 

[Shec]

... so off he went, as fast his legs could carry him...

 

[kkwd]

.... to see the sea and get a C in geography followed by ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

.... a deranged highlander quoting Burns in a dialect never heard in the Highlands...

 

[Shec]

... but often heard rising above the calls of the audience on the Jerry Springer Show

 

[kkwd]

.... wearing a kilt in the pattern of the Clan MacNoodleWeavers scratching ....

 

[dapaterson]

... his flea-infested dog, Scotty...

 

[kkwd]

.... who was a rare mix of dead cat and sheep but he still ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... stuck his snout into the crotch of anyone unwary enough to ....

 

[Mike Baker]

....watch Star Trek.....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... through the windows of the used television store, outside of which the dirty highlander stood, boldly waving his squeegee like a claymore, and holding a bottle of yellowish liquid that looked strangely like ....

 

[Old Sweat]

a five man arctic tent . . .

 

[kkwd]

.... full of Tsing Tao beer that had been used twice and smelled like ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

.... a baboon troop living in an NDHQ cubicle heated by a Coleman two-burner fueled with their own dung ...

 

[kkwd]

.... and little bits of personnel files and after they ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

.. raided the coffee stations on the Executive Floors ....

 

[kkwd]

.... dressed in chain mail with bowls on their heads until ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... some ring knocking careerist cornered them in the elevator lobby ...

 

[kkwd]

... so they gutted him (or her) and hung his (or her) head in their break room for all to see and ....