New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[Klc]

Too late

Pte. Bloggins demonstrating the drill movement 'Stand Sleazy'

 

[GO!!!]

After a demanding day of answering e-mails and spinning in his office chair to simulate G's, AF Lt. Smith needed immediate rehydration from the ground crew. The crew chief chuckled evilly as he labled a catheter bottle with his after PT beverage label, and said "who's a wog now sir?" as he tipped the bottle up...

 

[Black Watch]

Hey, there's enough navy bashing on this site already without you starting too.     LOL

who's invited the air force?

 

[Black Watch]

for those of you who speak french...

 

[joonrooj]

for those of you who speak french...

For those of you who don't:
rough translation: "and they call us the 'light infantry'.

 

[career_radio-checker]

Murphy's Military Dictionary for the Infantry

Light-weight li'te - wa'te. adjective. Describing transportable kit or weapons that only weigh 40lbs instead of 45lbs. Comonly added on to the titles of new gear that are supposed to be improvements on the original designs but are not.

 

[Hot Lips]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Easy Sleazy Beautiful Covergirl...

HL

 

[Black Watch]

For those of you who don't:
rough translation: "and they call us the 'light infantry'.

youre right

 

[Shamrock]

For Blackwatch's

Ce ne serait pas si lourd s'il n'y avait pas tellement des anglais là-dessus.

Also, apologies for my horrible French.

 

[GAP]

Rather than sell the old computers off as surplus, DND decided to put them to better use.

 

[IN HOC SIGNO]

Rather than sell the old computers off as surplus, DND decided to put them to better use.

Navy finally replaces beer machines with state of the art new technology!

 

[Shamrock]

LCol Velveeta, formerly OIC of procurements, was notoriously dyslexic.  When given the task to update NDHQ's computer systems, he awarded the contract to Microbrewers Inc.  End users should be careful as over use of certain peripherals on the computer can cause increased floppy disk drives.

After a heated exchange with his former boss, LCol Jenkins was last seen cooking BGen Gumdrop's socks.

 

[Black Watch]

LCol Velveeta, formerly OIC of procurements, was notoriously dyslexic.  When given the task to update NDHQ's computer systems, he awarded the contract to Microbrewers Inc.  End users should be careful as over use of certain peripherals on the computer can cause increased floppy disk drives.

After a heated exchange with his former boss, LCol Jenkins was last seen cooking BGen Gumdrop's socks.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[bcbarman]

...And to think the CWO was happy to see a cupholder on his new computer, wait till he sees this!

...More reason to want to do and OT to clerk

... the first computer that will give YOU the virus after using it

 

[Black Watch]

Who said that BOR pers is not ingenious?

 

[Shamrock]

As the rest of the world catches up in employing females in the combat arms, so too must they begin closing the gap with politcal correctness.  Cpl Dumptruck learns the dangers of telling a female recruit she has a nice @ss.

 

[medic269]

As seen here, Private Bloggins took the term "Pack Mule" a little too literally...

 

[Black Watch]

MCPL Bloggins miss understood when the RSM told him to use a mule to carry his kit...

 

[17thRecceSgt]

As seen here, Private Bloggins took the term "Pack Mule" a little too literally...

:rofl:

 

[Black Watch]

Capt Bloggins trying to find his way trough