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Re: Hickies
« Reply #50 on: September 14, 2006, 21:22:05 »
....hours mean nothing if there are still no skills.  ;D

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #51 on: September 14, 2006, 21:23:25 »
Last night?  These things last for a week   :o
Now another question from young (me  ;D) to old (you guys!  >:D).  Would 4 hours be considered quantity, or quality?  :cheers:
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #52 on: September 14, 2006, 22:30:08 »
Roger that!  Fifty paces right close MARCH!!!  >:D
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #53 on: September 14, 2006, 22:43:47 »
So did you fill out a CF98 for that neck wound? Remember to get at least 2 witnesses to sign their statements.
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #54 on: September 14, 2006, 22:50:33 »
Kid_X - might I suggest not posting with your name if you're afraid of someone on here being in "charge" of you at BOTC...

This thread is hilarious! What is this? ArmySex101.ca? None the less, brought back some fond memories...

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #55 on: September 15, 2006, 00:34:09 »
I'm not worried, I trust my fellow Canadians.  :salute: :cdn:

Besides. The harder the game, the bigger the payoff!

P.S. 4 hours is like 3h57min of foreplay...
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #56 on: September 15, 2006, 00:58:23 »
P.S. 4 hours is like 3h57min of foreplay...
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #57 on: September 15, 2006, 13:08:57 »
GAP had the best answer. I am still giggling!

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #58 on: September 15, 2006, 14:38:35 »
GAP had the best answer. I am still giggling!
Mine wasn't an answer...I was simply making an informed 'observation.'  ;)
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #59 on: September 15, 2006, 20:31:27 »
Precisely, and it has been covered by ArmyVern. Though it sounds like Kid_X needs a 4 figure grid reference before he can move onto anything more complicated. I wouldn't worry though, as he has a long term girlfriend who seems to be willing to let him spend some time practicing on the range.
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #60 on: September 15, 2006, 21:18:48 »
So did you fill out a CF98 for that neck wound? Remember to get at least 2 witnesses to sign their statements.

Plus a statement on how the disability of your injury has impacted your everyday life...

"I am unable to work with my fellow employees due to my disfigurement, which has made me the subject of idle speculation and rumour-mongering.  This has led to increased anxiety over potential future visible damage to my person from similiar harmful practices, in turn causing stress in the relationship with my significant other."

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #61 on: September 15, 2006, 21:22:10 »
Plus a statement on how the disability of your injury has impacted your everyday life...

"I am unable to work with my fellow employees due to my disfigurement, which has made me the subject of idle speculation and rumour-mongering.  This has led to increased anxiety over potential future visible damage to my person from similiar harmful practices, in turn causing stress in the relationship with my significant other."

Ha ha...you must have seen similar paperwork at some point! I've seen some pretty lame stuff and been asked to support it as a Chaplain.....I'm pretty old school though...it's just not happening!! ::)

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #62 on: September 15, 2006, 21:22:43 »
Kid_X - might I suggest not posting with your name if you're afraid of someone on here being in "charge" of you at BOTC...

This thread is hilarious! What is this? ArmySex101.ca? None the less, brought back some fond memories...

Vern - you are toooooo funny - please write a book so I can share it with unenlightened men and women everywhere!

Mike may have to add an appendum to the ArmyWiki .... Armysexpedia?  With all the worldwide travelling and 'international relations' that members have been part of Im sure quite a few unusual practices could be documented...

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #63 on: September 15, 2006, 21:27:03 »
Ha ha...you must have seen similar paperwork at some point! I've seen some pretty lame stuff and been asked to support it as a Chaplain.....I'm pretty old school though...it's just not happening!! ::)

Actually thats the kind of stuff you have to write when you file for a VA pension, but apparently if helps if you get the physician to write these kind of statements in your med file when injuries occur... at least for REAL injuries anyway, not temporary skin colours...

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #64 on: May 14, 2017, 17:45:07 »
Was wondering if we can get in trouble for having big f off hickies. Also no idea if this is the appropriate thread thank you.

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #65 on: May 14, 2017, 17:55:13 »
That's from 2006 and it seems all jokes man

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #66 on: May 14, 2017, 18:05:37 »
That's from 2006 and it seems all jokes man

Perhaps because your post could be construed as a joke, man? Other than having to come up with a good story so your work friends don't think you and your girl/boyfriend are 12 years old that think hickies are cool, you'll be fine.

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #67 on: May 14, 2017, 23:25:38 »
Just tell them you are 'cupping' to improve your athletic performance.
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #68 on: May 14, 2017, 23:38:40 »
Perhaps because your post could be construed as a joke, man? Other than having to come up with a good story so your work friends don't think you and your girl/boyfriend are 12 years old that think hickies are cool, you'll be fine.

And here I thought hickies, whips and chains were part of a healthy sex life.. just like strawberries, chocolates and whipped cream are part of a healthy diet :(

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #69 on: May 15, 2017, 00:45:34 »
Back in my day, you'd probably be charged with self inflicted wound. I'd probably still have a good chat with the JAG.
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