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« on: September 12, 2006, 21:45:18 »
Is there a regulation that would come into effect here?  I have a doctor's appointment Friday, and the SEM annual briefing is next Monday, is a collared shirt in order?
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2006, 21:49:17 »
My God Kid!  Hickies are worse than Tattoos.  You'll have to call and cancel or you will be in for a very difficult medical.  Did you swap spit too?  You'll have to have throat swabs taken.  Probably have blood drawn to see if you caught anything.  My God....the tests that they will now have to do......
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2006, 21:53:00 »
Well I'm not quite sure what to say to this one.

I highly recommend wearing whatever the Dress of the Day is....and perhaps some make-up.

I'd also like to add this:

If he's/she's sucking on your neck... you don't quite have the area maps figured out yet; grid reference is way too high.
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« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2006, 21:56:10 »

I he's/she's sucking on your neck... you don't quite have the area maps figured out yet; grid reference is way too high.

I needed something funny today and that was it.  Heck, I almost laughed.   :-\  (It was funny, just...well crappy week so far.  Next week when I read it again, it will be very funny).

No one mentioned the "rubber glove" test yet.  Did they get rid of that with the probe?

*edit - I think this one is going to go down the trough FAST!

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2006, 21:57:16 »
I he's/she's sucking on your neck... you don't quite have the area maps figured out yet; grid reference is way too high.

HAHAHA!  If that's the most progress you've made during FROSH week, it's time to move onto a new girl!
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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2006, 21:57:29 »
I he's/she's sucking on your neck... you don't quite have the area maps figured out yet; grid reference is way too high.
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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2006, 21:57:54 »
Wow - that was good!
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2006, 21:58:37 »
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Is there a regulation that would come into effect here?
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is a collared shirt in order?
no, a different girl (I assume, anyway) is. Or some respect, both self and for/from your girlfriend. Hickies are silly. At best.
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2006, 22:30:30 »
I'd also like to add this:

If he's/she's sucking on your neck... you don't quite have the area maps figured out yet; grid reference is way too high.

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2006, 22:36:04 »
Yes, collared shirt even if the hickey fades.  Pants likewise not optional.  It's a military meeting, rabbit.  Means play dress up.
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2006, 22:47:00 »
You may want to touch up those nasty pimples too.  Just oxycute em!  ;D

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2006, 23:05:03 »
Heheheh....

That was the funniest thing I've read in a while...

The worst that'll happen is someone'll make fun of you. It's not like it hasn't happened before.

I had a girl bite me so hard she drew blood...Imagine explaining THAT to the Warrant in the morning.
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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2006, 23:13:12 »
Heheheh....

That was the funniest thing I've read in a while...

The worst that'll happen is someone'll make fun of you. It's not like it hasn't happened before.

I had a girl bite me so hard she drew blood...Imagine explaining THAT to the Warrant in the morning.

So...how did you explain it?

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2006, 23:16:48 »
So...how did you explain it?

He was a dirty old man....I had to give him details
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2006, 23:18:58 »
I had a girl bite me so hard she drew blood...Imagine explaining THAT to the Warrant in the morning.

Des, you have to stop hanging around the Gatineau girls. I told you they were vampires.
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2006, 23:22:01 »
He was a dirty old man....I had to give him details

BBJ, I didn't think you were ever a Warrant??  ;)
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2006, 23:22:35 »
Des, you have to stop hanging around the Gatineau girls. I told you they were vampires.

I thought that was the Vanier girls? the Gatineau girls are the underage ones, right?  ;)
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2006, 23:23:29 »
Definately one of the funniest topics ive seen in a while...  ;D

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2006, 23:24:23 »
"Hickies are silly. At best."

 - And so, like, fifteen.   ....  So how old IS the girl, anyway?  Businesswoman?  Got her own paper route?

"I told you they were vampires."

- Vampires are over like the Kennedy's.  Now Zombies, there is a real modern threat for you.
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2006, 23:30:47 »
Hey!

I'm sure Gatineau girls are less vampires then the Montreal ones!

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« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2006, 23:38:06 »
Hey,

I've had fun with Montreal girls!

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2006, 00:21:11 »
Met this goth girl in Freddy town while on fall ex in 2001.Started making out with her and the thing bit my neck so hard she drew blood.Of course being the tough army guy I screamed like a banshee attracting half of sweetwaters.

....I always wondered what would have been bitten off if she decided to wait to get back to her place...... :'( :'( :crybaby:

Then I went to Bosnia and two guys come up to me during the DAG pointing at this girl in uniform(remembering my humbling experience).....guess the vampire stuff wasn't paying so well.

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2006, 00:32:28 »
Met this goth girl in Freddy town while on fall ex in 2001.Started making out with her and the thing bit my neck so hard she drew blood.Of course being the tough army guy I screamed like a banshee attracting half of sweetwaters.

....I always wondered what would have been bitten off if she decided to wait to get back to her place...... :'( :'( :crybaby:

Then I went to Bosnia and two guys come up to me during the DAG pointing at this girl in uniform(remembering my humbling experience).....guess the vampire stuff wasn't paying so well.

*note medics do play with blood.

 :rofl: AH! hahaha!
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2006, 10:17:16 »
Not to rain on the parade...but..if the hicky is an issue, cover it with make up, spray the make up with hairspray and the makeup wont rub off onto your uniform.

To the boys ribbing this poor kid...my hubby and i are ol married folk we still 'tag' eachother for s#*ts and giggles once in a while..hehehe..but i keep them below his collar bones so he doesnt end up being grilled at work. :-*

Awsome thread, hope the kid isnt cruicfied for his lack of judgement :cheers:
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2006, 10:39:15 »
In Australia we call them 'love bites'. Mate next time make sure she puts them below the neck and out of sight. As for make-up, hopefully not perfumed, ha! Personally, I would just roll with it, cop the jokes and abuse from your mates, or perhaps a turtleneck or soemthing. At least you didn't get one on the back of your neck :o .

Bloody hickies, Crikey, I have not been given one of those since the ealy 80s at best. I hated them, always drew the crabs, especially from my Mom.

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« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2006, 10:44:08 »
Haha, hilarious  ;D
Thank you for the straight answers, and thank you more for the comic relief.
I was only worried about the stuff on my neck, I'm not gonna get undressed at my SEM Briefing...
or is there something they aren't telling us about these meetings?
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« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2006, 12:14:57 »
Depends... You aren't over forty are you?
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2006, 13:13:00 »
18, and so is she.
She's studying police foundations  ;D
But if we got serious over the next 4 years, how would we go about that when it comes time for me to ship off and do training.
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2006, 13:43:23 »
...hickies are so tacky...

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« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2006, 14:46:27 »
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But if we got serious over the next 4 years, how would we go about that when it comes time for me to ship off and do training.
(Hopefully Pilot training, but if not it'll be aerospace controller in Cornwall.)

Dude, please tell me you just didn't meet her?  Becuase if you are don't be thinking about 4 years from now!!!

As for the hickey, next time you see her, find a nice visible part of her neck and suck on it like you're going to get milk from it, if you do for a minute or so she'll get one massive hickey.  After the hickey forms remind her that whenever she gives you one that's visible you'll give her one twice as large. 


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Re: Hickies
« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2006, 15:24:21 »
Whatever happened to the good old days when fools fell in love with the first woman they slept with, not just the first woman apply suction to their head?

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« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2006, 15:33:53 »
She was just drawing out the venom.............really!

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2006, 15:49:07 »
When I was about 18 I was drunk and running in the darkness for some reason.

I suddenly found myself clobbered by the invisible man, lying on my back, and looking up at the stars.

I had run into one of those metal clotheslines you see on old PMQs, right in the bloody (literally) neck.

For the next few days it looked like I had about a dozen hickies on my neck. I got a lot of questions and/or high fives, but I would explain.
"No, really, I ran into a metal cable when I was hammered in the dark."
Most people just winked, and went, "Surrrre you did."

All of the embarrassment, with none of the 'collateral pleasure.' What a rip off.
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2006, 22:07:07 »
Dude, please tell me you just didn't meet her?  Becuase if you are don't be thinking about 4 years from now!!!

As for the hickey, next time you see her, find a nice visible part of her neck and suck on it like you're going to get milk from it, if you do for a minute or so she'll get one massive hickey.  After the hickey forms remind her that whenever she gives you one that's visible you'll give her one twice as large. 



Oh no, I've knows her and been close for well over 2 years now, we have always gotten along perfectly well, and the relationship started towards the end of the summer.  I also did get her back, she can't wear any of her collection of low cut tops, especially not since she's staying at her grandma's for the month.

P.S.  I used spell check, and the only error came up in that quote  :P
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2006, 00:11:55 »
Oh no, I've knows her and been close for well over 2 years now, we have always gotten along perfectly well, and the relationship started towards the end of the summer.  I also did get her back, she can't wear any of her collection of low cut tops, especially not since she's staying at her grandma's for the month.

P.S.  I used spell check, and the only error came up in that quote  :P

Holy crap, her back??? You two need some serious OJT... but I'm not into that. Any volunteers out there? You have to put some effort into leaving the kiss of love on someones back. I think I outgrew hickies around hmmm 15 years of age. I could be wrong as girls on my  3s may be quick to point out.  ;)  I recommend Revlon Colourstay for cover-up purposes.

Use your energy else where!!! PM me. I'll tell you where it's better spent or at least pass on some more accurate 8 figure grid references. My husband would never have put up with this.  ;D

PS your last line about the spell check. There's this darn thing about spell check... It'll only pick up words that are spelled wrong, not words that are spelled properly and just used in the wrong context. Check the 4th word of your quote above....or are you a Newf? In which case, this use is OK if I read your post with the applicable accent. And I don't mind Newfs...they know the grid refs that are applicable or not.



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Re: Hickies
« Reply #35 on: September 14, 2006, 00:15:40 »
say its a sports injury. You got hit in the neck with a baseball.
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #36 on: September 14, 2006, 00:20:10 »
Vern, your sex life is too vanilla.  There's a certain position where one partner (a) is behind the other (b).  A can bend over and apply suction to B's back from this position.  It has something to do with canines.

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« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2006, 00:39:29 »
Vern, your sex life is too vanilla.  There's a certain position where one partner (a) is behind the other (b).  A can bend over and apply suction to B's back from this position.  It has something to do with canines.

Vanilla?? I think not. I AM A RED HEAD!!! Read my post again...I said that takes too much effort....A to B is better spent without expending all the energy in one spot to get a hickey there. I know this grid reference well.

But I am old, aged and "nerdy" now my little chicklets who are all of 11 and 13 tell me  ::)
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« Reply #38 on: September 14, 2006, 00:56:57 »
What is this?  'kamasutra.ca'?

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« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2006, 01:41:23 »
What is this?  'kamasutra.ca'?

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It's a whole bunch of us old-timers ('nerds' to our children) wishing we were 18 again.
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« Reply #40 on: September 14, 2006, 09:37:11 »
Ah to be 18 again.  It's all about quantity not quality......   >:D
Nah  I'll take the quality thanks.  ;)
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #41 on: September 14, 2006, 09:48:03 »
Hey,

I've had fun with Montreal girls!

Ah crescent street, you make courses fun!

The vast majority of people on Crescent street aren't actually from Montreal.  They are tourists coming into Montreal looking to Party with Montrealers...   it's really looked down upon by most.  I mean, even Thursdays, which DOES get montrealers, is the equivalent to Ottawa's Maxwells (30+ Meat Market).

You should be hitting St Laurent or St Denis if you want the real Montreal girls.... St Denis more if you like french.  but then again, most of those places aren't conducive to huge groups of guys with close-cropped heads on weekend leave. :)

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« Reply #42 on: September 14, 2006, 10:19:00 »
Ah to be 18 again.  It's all about quantity not quality......   >:D
Nah  I'll take the quality thanks.  ;)

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #43 on: September 14, 2006, 10:23:32 »
The vast majority of people on Crescent street aren't actually from Montreal.  They are tourists coming into Montreal looking to Party with Montrealers...   it's really looked down upon by most.  I mean, even Thursdays, which DOES get montrealers, is the equivalent to Ottawa's Maxwells (30+ Meat Market).

You should be hitting St Laurent or St Denis if you want the real Montreal girls.... St Denis more if you like french.  but then again, most of those places aren't conducive to huge groups of guys with close-cropped heads on weekend leave. :)


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« Reply #44 on: September 14, 2006, 11:16:07 »
i have had a red mark on my neck for my entire life, right above the collar, took a lot of parades before the questions stopped.
and i never noticed it for the longest time.
it is still there and no it is not a kickie
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reminds me of stories i heard when i was staff at the last cadet camp at ipperwash lol

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« Reply #45 on: September 14, 2006, 11:53:41 »
The biscuit is far better than the rolled up paper any day!  ;D
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« Reply #46 on: September 14, 2006, 12:01:46 »
The biscuit is far better than the rolled up paper any day!  ;D

See...get whacked across the snout enough times you do become a "trained puppy"..... As for quantity, isn't that how they find diamonds?  ;D
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« Reply #47 on: September 14, 2006, 12:05:44 »
...too much fun here
reminds me of stories i heard when i was staff at...
Ahh, finally a thread people can "sink their teeth into"  ::)

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« Reply #48 on: September 14, 2006, 13:27:27 »
I've never been a fan of hickies. I can say I had one in my life, when I was really young and stupid. (lots of coverup prevented embarrassment there, and my boyfriend at the time from being killed by my Mom) To me they seem like an advertisement saying "look at me, I'm sexually active". I guess I just don't see the need to broadcast what "fun" I had last night.

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« Reply #49 on: September 14, 2006, 21:14:13 »
Last night?  These things last for a week   :o
Now another question from young (me  ;D) to old (you guys!  >:D).  Would 4 hours be considered quantity, or quality?  :cheers:
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« Reply #50 on: September 14, 2006, 21:22:05 »
....hours mean nothing if there are still no skills.  ;D

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« Reply #51 on: September 14, 2006, 21:23:25 »
Last night?  These things last for a week   :o
Now another question from young (me  ;D) to old (you guys!  >:D).  Would 4 hours be considered quantity, or quality?  :cheers:
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« Reply #52 on: September 14, 2006, 22:30:08 »
Roger that!  Fifty paces right close MARCH!!!  >:D
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« Reply #53 on: September 14, 2006, 22:43:47 »
So did you fill out a CF98 for that neck wound? Remember to get at least 2 witnesses to sign their statements.
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« Reply #54 on: September 14, 2006, 22:50:33 »
Kid_X - might I suggest not posting with your name if you're afraid of someone on here being in "charge" of you at BOTC...

This thread is hilarious! What is this? ArmySex101.ca? None the less, brought back some fond memories...

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« Reply #55 on: September 15, 2006, 00:34:09 »
I'm not worried, I trust my fellow Canadians.  :salute: :cdn:

Besides. The harder the game, the bigger the payoff!

P.S. 4 hours is like 3h57min of foreplay...
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« Reply #56 on: September 15, 2006, 00:58:23 »
P.S. 4 hours is like 3h57min of foreplay...
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« Reply #57 on: September 15, 2006, 13:08:57 »
GAP had the best answer. I am still giggling!

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« Reply #58 on: September 15, 2006, 14:38:35 »
GAP had the best answer. I am still giggling!
Mine wasn't an answer...I was simply making an informed 'observation.'  ;)
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« Reply #59 on: September 15, 2006, 20:31:27 »
Precisely, and it has been covered by ArmyVern. Though it sounds like Kid_X needs a 4 figure grid reference before he can move onto anything more complicated. I wouldn't worry though, as he has a long term girlfriend who seems to be willing to let him spend some time practicing on the range.
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« Reply #60 on: September 15, 2006, 21:18:48 »
So did you fill out a CF98 for that neck wound? Remember to get at least 2 witnesses to sign their statements.

Plus a statement on how the disability of your injury has impacted your everyday life...

"I am unable to work with my fellow employees due to my disfigurement, which has made me the subject of idle speculation and rumour-mongering.  This has led to increased anxiety over potential future visible damage to my person from similiar harmful practices, in turn causing stress in the relationship with my significant other."

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« Reply #61 on: September 15, 2006, 21:22:10 »
Plus a statement on how the disability of your injury has impacted your everyday life...

"I am unable to work with my fellow employees due to my disfigurement, which has made me the subject of idle speculation and rumour-mongering.  This has led to increased anxiety over potential future visible damage to my person from similiar harmful practices, in turn causing stress in the relationship with my significant other."

Ha ha...you must have seen similar paperwork at some point! I've seen some pretty lame stuff and been asked to support it as a Chaplain.....I'm pretty old school though...it's just not happening!! ::)

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« Reply #62 on: September 15, 2006, 21:22:43 »
Kid_X - might I suggest not posting with your name if you're afraid of someone on here being in "charge" of you at BOTC...

This thread is hilarious! What is this? ArmySex101.ca? None the less, brought back some fond memories...

Vern - you are toooooo funny - please write a book so I can share it with unenlightened men and women everywhere!

Mike may have to add an appendum to the ArmyWiki .... Armysexpedia?  With all the worldwide travelling and 'international relations' that members have been part of Im sure quite a few unusual practices could be documented...

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« Reply #63 on: September 15, 2006, 21:27:03 »
Ha ha...you must have seen similar paperwork at some point! I've seen some pretty lame stuff and been asked to support it as a Chaplain.....I'm pretty old school though...it's just not happening!! ::)

Actually thats the kind of stuff you have to write when you file for a VA pension, but apparently if helps if you get the physician to write these kind of statements in your med file when injuries occur... at least for REAL injuries anyway, not temporary skin colours...

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« Reply #64 on: May 14, 2017, 17:45:07 »
Was wondering if we can get in trouble for having big f off hickies. Also no idea if this is the appropriate thread thank you.

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« Reply #65 on: May 14, 2017, 17:55:13 »
That's from 2006 and it seems all jokes man

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« Reply #66 on: May 14, 2017, 18:05:37 »
That's from 2006 and it seems all jokes man

Perhaps because your post could be construed as a joke, man? Other than having to come up with a good story so your work friends don't think you and your girl/boyfriend are 12 years old that think hickies are cool, you'll be fine.

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« Reply #67 on: May 14, 2017, 23:25:38 »
Just tell them you are 'cupping' to improve your athletic performance.
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« Reply #68 on: May 14, 2017, 23:38:40 »
Perhaps because your post could be construed as a joke, man? Other than having to come up with a good story so your work friends don't think you and your girl/boyfriend are 12 years old that think hickies are cool, you'll be fine.

And here I thought hickies, whips and chains were part of a healthy sex life.. just like strawberries, chocolates and whipped cream are part of a healthy diet :(

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Back in my day, you'd probably be charged with self inflicted wound. I'd probably still have a good chat with the JAG.
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