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Hickies
« on: September 12, 2006, 21:45:18 »
Is there a regulation that would come into effect here?  I have a doctor's appointment Friday, and the SEM annual briefing is next Monday, is a collared shirt in order?
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2006, 21:49:17 »
My God Kid!  Hickies are worse than Tattoos.  You'll have to call and cancel or you will be in for a very difficult medical.  Did you swap spit too?  You'll have to have throat swabs taken.  Probably have blood drawn to see if you caught anything.  My God....the tests that they will now have to do......
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2006, 21:53:00 »
Well I'm not quite sure what to say to this one.

I highly recommend wearing whatever the Dress of the Day is....and perhaps some make-up.

I'd also like to add this:

If he's/she's sucking on your neck... you don't quite have the area maps figured out yet; grid reference is way too high.
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2006, 21:56:10 »

I he's/she's sucking on your neck... you don't quite have the area maps figured out yet; grid reference is way too high.

I needed something funny today and that was it.  Heck, I almost laughed.   :-\  (It was funny, just...well crappy week so far.  Next week when I read it again, it will be very funny).

No one mentioned the "rubber glove" test yet.  Did they get rid of that with the probe?

*edit - I think this one is going to go down the trough FAST!

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2006, 21:57:16 »
I he's/she's sucking on your neck... you don't quite have the area maps figured out yet; grid reference is way too high.

HAHAHA!  If that's the most progress you've made during FROSH week, it's time to move onto a new girl!
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2006, 21:57:29 »
I he's/she's sucking on your neck... you don't quite have the area maps figured out yet; grid reference is way too high.
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2006, 21:57:54 »
Wow - that was good!
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2006, 21:58:37 »
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Is there a regulation that would come into effect here?
no.
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is a collared shirt in order?
no, a different girl (I assume, anyway) is. Or some respect, both self and for/from your girlfriend. Hickies are silly. At best.
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2006, 22:30:30 »
I'd also like to add this:

If he's/she's sucking on your neck... you don't quite have the area maps figured out yet; grid reference is way too high.

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2006, 22:36:04 »
Yes, collared shirt even if the hickey fades.  Pants likewise not optional.  It's a military meeting, rabbit.  Means play dress up.
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2006, 22:47:00 »
You may want to touch up those nasty pimples too.  Just oxycute em!  ;D

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2006, 23:05:03 »
Heheheh....

That was the funniest thing I've read in a while...

The worst that'll happen is someone'll make fun of you. It's not like it hasn't happened before.

I had a girl bite me so hard she drew blood...Imagine explaining THAT to the Warrant in the morning.
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2006, 23:13:12 »
Heheheh....

That was the funniest thing I've read in a while...

The worst that'll happen is someone'll make fun of you. It's not like it hasn't happened before.

I had a girl bite me so hard she drew blood...Imagine explaining THAT to the Warrant in the morning.

So...how did you explain it?

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2006, 23:16:48 »
So...how did you explain it?

He was a dirty old man....I had to give him details
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2006, 23:18:58 »
I had a girl bite me so hard she drew blood...Imagine explaining THAT to the Warrant in the morning.

Des, you have to stop hanging around the Gatineau girls. I told you they were vampires.
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2006, 23:22:01 »
He was a dirty old man....I had to give him details

BBJ, I didn't think you were ever a Warrant??  ;)
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2006, 23:22:35 »
Des, you have to stop hanging around the Gatineau girls. I told you they were vampires.

I thought that was the Vanier girls? the Gatineau girls are the underage ones, right?  ;)
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2006, 23:23:29 »
Definately one of the funniest topics ive seen in a while...  ;D

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2006, 23:24:23 »
"Hickies are silly. At best."

 - And so, like, fifteen.   ....  So how old IS the girl, anyway?  Businesswoman?  Got her own paper route?

"I told you they were vampires."

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2006, 23:30:47 »
Hey!

I'm sure Gatineau girls are less vampires then the Montreal ones!

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Re: Hickies
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2006, 23:38:06 »
Hey,

I've had fun with Montreal girls!

Ah crescent street, you make courses fun!
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2006, 00:21:11 »
Met this goth girl in Freddy town while on fall ex in 2001.Started making out with her and the thing bit my neck so hard she drew blood.Of course being the tough army guy I screamed like a banshee attracting half of sweetwaters.

....I always wondered what would have been bitten off if she decided to wait to get back to her place...... :'( :'( :crybaby:

Then I went to Bosnia and two guys come up to me during the DAG pointing at this girl in uniform(remembering my humbling experience).....guess the vampire stuff wasn't paying so well.

*note medics do play with blood.
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2006, 00:32:28 »
Met this goth girl in Freddy town while on fall ex in 2001.Started making out with her and the thing bit my neck so hard she drew blood.Of course being the tough army guy I screamed like a banshee attracting half of sweetwaters.

....I always wondered what would have been bitten off if she decided to wait to get back to her place...... :'( :'( :crybaby:

Then I went to Bosnia and two guys come up to me during the DAG pointing at this girl in uniform(remembering my humbling experience).....guess the vampire stuff wasn't paying so well.

*note medics do play with blood.

 :rofl: AH! hahaha!
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2006, 10:17:16 »
Not to rain on the parade...but..if the hicky is an issue, cover it with make up, spray the make up with hairspray and the makeup wont rub off onto your uniform.

To the boys ribbing this poor kid...my hubby and i are ol married folk we still 'tag' eachother for s#*ts and giggles once in a while..hehehe..but i keep them below his collar bones so he doesnt end up being grilled at work. :-*

Awsome thread, hope the kid isnt cruicfied for his lack of judgement :cheers:
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Re: Hickies
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2006, 10:39:15 »
In Australia we call them 'love bites'. Mate next time make sure she puts them below the neck and out of sight. As for make-up, hopefully not perfumed, ha! Personally, I would just roll with it, cop the jokes and abuse from your mates, or perhaps a turtleneck or soemthing. At least you didn't get one on the back of your neck :o .

Bloody hickies, Crikey, I have not been given one of those since the ealy 80s at best. I hated them, always drew the crabs, especially from my Mom.

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