These statues are bronze for the most part, aren't they? A pretty good conductor of electricity if I recall? The answer is a trip to the nearest farm supply for an electric fence box. Smartens
up the dumbest of sheep and cows, should work fine on the drunken two legged cattle too.
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Apparently, a "USUAL SUSPECT"
“In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility; but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger; stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with hard-favor'd rage.”
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats